What could you ever use a jetski and a chainsaw for at the same time?

What could you ever use a jetski and a chainsaw for at the same time?

What could you ever use a jetski and a chainsaw for at the same time?

The title of this post was the question, based on a series of shops near car city on the Maroondah highway that sold first cars, then jetskis, then chainsaws.

Answer: WHAT IF YOU WERE ATTACKED BY ZOMBIE SHARKS! Oh. Yeah.

BTW – Jetskis should be outlawed on beaches. They ruin it for everyone, they are dangerous and loud and they stink of petrol fumes. 40 people made uncomfortable and unsafe and one person have not-quite-as-good-a-time-as-they-thought-they-would.